Extra few hundred newton's? Forget the cuddly teddy bears you used to have as a child, real bears are huge hulks of muscle, teeth and claws. Downvoting will never be allowed on this sub. Give that dude some mushrooms and and axe and I think they'd kill each other. Even after the second week, he still has to learn how to eat bread, drink beer and put on clothes. Sometimes youll hear people say, “These animal rights activists are trying to put animals above humans,” but thats not true. Again, please see the suggested template above for more details. Posts with a clear political or social agenda. Mainly it shows how one person with a spear could take down an elephant. Alcibiades is straight up a Game of Thrones character. Bare hands? Yes I know it's easy to keep the mouth shut, the only issue is making sure your arm or leg isn't inside said mouth while trying to keep it shut haha. [–]Fr3ddyJedd7 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (3 children). The Human is a physically fit male in his prime and of average proportions. Every muscle on their body is wiry and dense. Richard in Canada says. The average man cannot do that. You're allowed to repost but look to your left first. They frightened the elephants (by sneaking into the Carthaginian camp...with trumpets lol), got them running towards the line out of control and let them go on their merry way through the channels. [–]blahlicus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child), i agree that scipio is a worthy opponent for hannibal tactically, they are close enough, but i do feel that hannibal is the vastly superiour one within the same weight class, i would disagree on the notion that scipio is more strategically competent, the biggest difference between hannibal and scipio is the fact that one of them had massive support from their government whilst the other basically did not have any support, hannibal cannot conduct sieges because his country refuses to support him, sieges are expensive and takes a lot of supplies, supplies that he will have to receive from someone (*cough government), Hannibal squandered his advantage after Cannae, like i said, he lacked support from his government, his soldiers are exhausted, diminished and wounded from cannae, his supplies are low, he cannot afford a siege on rome without potentially throwing his entire army away, and its not easy to siege a city when every single male in the city served in the military at some point, [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). [–]BigStereotype 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children). Welcome to December and Happy Holidays. Bears do not go out of their way to attack humans but will also not think twice about charging a human who trespasses on their territory or threatens their young. The biggest living crocodile in captivity is an 18-footer in Australia, although the biggest ever caught was a 20-foot saltwater crocodile caught in the Philippines that died last February. Animals with hooves don't stand a chance. Cape buffalos are quite heavy, weighing in at 1.5 tons and, stand tall at 1.7 meters high and approximately 2.8 meters long. Wolves aren't like dogs. Yes. Disruptive gimmick accounts will be first warned then removed. Spider. It's not likely a human could defeat something like a polar bear but it's not impossible. Top 10 Crazy Epic Wild Animal Fights Caught on Film I finally launched merch! [–]nox1468 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child), well, they weren't superhumans, they where just lucky. Check out our Official Submission Template for a few suggestions on how you can structure your battle with additional conditions and formatting to make it more interesting. Most humans have no chance against German Shepherds, much less killing machines such as wolves and bears. [–]nox1468 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (13 children), [–]RulerofReddit 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (12 children). They went extinct around 200 A.D.; possibly due to over harvesting for use in Venatio games (hunting/combat games in places like the Coliseum involving animals). 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My man defected FOUR times in the same war, including once to escape execution for knocking up the QUEEN OF SPARTA! On top of the killer list is the Indian cobra. Shit. It's African tribesman taking down an elephant with spears. Certain animals experience more cruelty at the hands of humans than others. 8. The constant stress loads create an underlying tension and keep us feeling on-edge, ready for the next shoe to drop. A sperm whale would kill a blue whale though (or at least stalemate it). Even a Chimpanzee would tear an unarmed human to pieces. Ah truth. Apologies go a long way if you mess up. there is probably pebbles/sand). They have killed since they were babies. Here’s another strange thing. Once … They are ambush masters in the water. Humans will want to outlast or trick their opponents. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (4 children). So the largest animal would be a Black or Grizzly Bear. You can also block much better with a longsword and of course your overall mobility is highly increased as well. We could kill a blue whale, the largest known animal on planet earth. These docile-looking water-going mammals are actually very vicious when provoked, marking territory or defending their young. Still others base their support of animal rights on simple observation of animals. Well, Hugh Glass fought off a bear with his hands, was wounded and left for dead, then tracked through miles of dangerous terrain. [–]BigStereotype 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (22 children). I mean, a tiger or leopard could absolutely kill a spearman, but I think their odds would be decent. [–]thereddaikon 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). Not a one of them would have liked his chances one on one with an elephant. What is the strongest fantasy nation that the Holy Roman Empire could defeat? Those seeking to protect sharks from overfishing by humans still insist the chances of people getting killed by a shark are overall still less than their chances of dying in a plane crash or getting hit by lightning. Similar to tigers, lions use their teeth and claws to take down prey. Animals 10 Craziest Living Things Swallowed By Sharks Animals 10 Ridiculous Animal Hoaxes Animals 10 Killer Creatures That Are Actually Helping Heal Animals … Get an ad-free experience with special benefits, and directly support Reddit. The animal welfare view, which is distinguishable from the animal rights view, is that humans can use and exploit animals as long as the animals are treated humanely and the use is not too frivolous. I don't see humans killing anything more lethal than a large dog without getting lucky with their opening strike. [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–]Defengar 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child), Carl Akeley killed a leopard with his bare hands: http://i5.minus.com/iw1DQnomDfSqW.jpg, [–]brown_felt_hat 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]blahlicus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children), but i would like to point out that elephant numbers in the carthaginian military is actually really low, popular sources cites ~80 elephants, the whole elephant thing is really for intimidation purposes, which failed due to scipio's planning, i would however, like to note that the battle of zama is not as clear cut as it seems to be, scipio did not win any fair fights against hannibal, particularly, hannibal knew he would loose the battle of zama, that is why he held a peace conference (which failed) before the start of the battle, hannibal is really good with cavalry, but he loss access to a lot of his good cavalry when the sonofabitch masinissa and the numidians betrayed him, without his sharp blade, he was left with inexperienced cavalry and levied troops against numidian and roman cavalry as well as roman heavy infantry, scipio won because he had a supportive government, hannibal lost because the carthaginian government was a bag of dicks, sorry, this is my pet peeve, i will see myself out, [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children). Only insects can match our genocidal tendencies. The constant stress loads create an underlying tension and keep us feeling on-edge, ready for the next shoe to drop. While deer have antlers that can fatally gore a man, most deaths caused by deer are due to accidents on the highways. Generally speaking, the animals that can provide monetary value to human beings are destined to face the most cruelty. That said, a powerful human punch can be lethal even to wild animals. I explained how powerful a human punch can be. We … The biggest … Our special abilities, from big brains to opposable thumbs, have allowed us change our … A wolverine goes absolutely nuts. I keep seeing bears and wolves and things like that but you guys don't seem to understand how sharp their claws and fangs get or how powerful they actually are. We may not have fur to protect against scratches and bites or claws to slash our enemies, but we are still big powerful apes. Some animals face more animal cruelty than others. There are animals that the lion doesn't go up against either. Snakes are blamed for an average of 50,000 kills a year around the world. What is the strongest Animal a Human can beat? like i ssaid in a jungle environment. [–]Rylingo 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago* (0 children). ROUND 1 - No equipment whatsoever, though he may use objects usually found on the floor in his opponents natural habitat. For more information click here. A human that's trained with a spear is pretty deadly. Against most animals you would prefer a longsword over a zweihander, only downward strikes are superior compared to a longsword everything else is weaker both in speed and force. Human 6/10 vs wolf 4/10 vs bear. Scipio didn't dilly-dally at all. Can confirm, took Ancient Greek history last fall. To submit a battle, click the Goku vs Superman (or Doom vs Vader) button above. And yet most people don’t know a single thing about their life history. and join one of thousands of communities. Animals like lions and deers can be swallowed up easily as these are an enormous animal for an Anaconda. Lions are unfathomably strong, and unless a human has a weapon and is skilled enough, lion is going to win. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children). Have you seen the bullets they put in elephant guns? What is the strongest Animal a Human can beat? Pretty sure that's an urban myth meant to mess with outsiders. I really don't see how you'd kill an elephant with a spear unless you hit it in the eye. [–]ughzubat 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (3 children). Currently the most dangerous species to humans is the box jellyfish of Australia, its tentacles have stingers that can pump venom into human skin, causing pain and discomfort at first. The fight must be purely physical, e.g impacts/lacerations/crushing. [–]After_Dark 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children). Joke posts, or posts that are primarily humurous in nature, are not allowed. Pin. No poison/venom and no use of infectious bacteria etc. [–]FitzyTitzy2 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child). "Your Favorite/Least Favorite" character threads are not allowed due to lack of discussion these types of threads generate. Now, all these Dicks will attempt to destroy each other. Cruelty, violence and killing for sport are not elements of the animal world – only the human one. Unfortunately, animal cruelty still runs rampant throughout much of the world. Tweet. Human is bloodlusted. They then reformed into a more traditional line and slugged it out with Carthage. Comments that are memes for the sake of memes will be removed as well. For your information: Bears’ bite force is 1,160psi (as if a human bit a sausage), their claws are 4-6 in long, and their weight is around 660-880 lb. A Human Can Beat A Horse In An Endurance Race : Shots - Health News Humans are pathetic at athletic feats compared to animals. We get the urge because our ancestors did too, even back to the earliest mammals and reptiles. Have you read about the Peloponnesian Wars? ROUND 1: A blood lusted human could reliably kill most dogs. What is the most dominant land animal in a 1v1 fight? Of course this is the dominant mentality, based on a presumed superiority of humans, so much so that the slightest harm to a human is often seen to outweigh a tremendous harm to an animal. Give a man a zweihander and some luck, could kill a bear, moose, buffalo. Be nice and we'll respond in kind. Alcibiades the GAWD. Reply. Fists are for sparring, not killing. Think: Muhammad Ali. S3) I'd give a world-class striking MMA fighter a 50-50 chance against a large male chimpanzee or female gorilla. man the punic wars were great. If asked, you must provide evidence for your claims or drop the argument. Simple Controls & Funny Animals & Exciting Battles!!! There is a large difference between "can beat" and "can expect to beat". [–]whoshereforthemoney 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (15 children). Animals do—they react to movement: fight or flight or curiosity. 4 years ago. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child). While they are bred for the water, they have no problems on land and have been known to run up to 30 miles per hour pursuing enemies, even outrunning humans. I don't think ten of them would have signed up to fight one. 3 of which he killed with his bare hands. Animal rights is the idea in which some, or all, animals are entitled to the possession of their own existence and that their most basic interests—such as the need to avoid suffering—should be afforded the same consideration as similar interests of human beings. [–]BigStereotype 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), The whole story was hilarious. Anything below the level of a timberwolf is killable at least 4/10, if both are bloodlusted. The North African Elephant. An estimated 1,000 people are killed by crocodiles each year, most of them fishermen and people living beside huge rivers. Also, we're twisted motherfuckers. Scorpions are among the oldest creatures to ever live on earth. Strongest animal a human can beat is another human. A lion wouldn't dare try to take down an elephant, especially considering they travel in herds. ROUND 2: Whilst the sword is useful, without training humans still to get lucky with their strike. No one expects you to be a genius when it comes to every aspect of every character. Yeah but their mouths are large enough that if you get anywhere near it you die wether he has teeth or not. [–]Seth_The_Wizard 44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (12 children). Also crocodile's can move pretty fast on land so there's that to factor in. Probably, doesn't mean I'm not going to run away when one tries to attack me. Posted by 6 years ago. Human kicks can, will and have killed dogs. No me knows about how can an Anaconda eat a whole human being. Some slower animals that were once unkillable to the human are now easy prey. I'm not even sure it's that unlikely. A highly common misconception in history is that a male silverback gorilla would beat any human in a fight because of their superior strength. In some instances, one of the animals may be a “bait animal” used for the ostensible purpose of sport or training. Lots of animals can beat a lion in a fight. He killed it with a gun afterwards, but KOing the thing WHILE MAULED AND OVER THE AGE OF 60 surely means that an average person could do it. Fight or Flight: What Wild Animals Can Teach Us About Stress. But there are many reasons why human rights proponents can possibly support animal welfare. [–]Hymnosi 31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (9 children). And against most of the stronger animals you will want to use thrust attacks to keep your range advantage. Spoilers - : [Text Text Text](#spoil "Hidden text"), Mobile-Friendly Spoilers - How to input: [Spoil](/s "text"), MegaMeta - Compilation of Approved [Meta] Posts, Character of the Week/Team of the Month Archive. Thought by scientists to have evolved from sea-dwelling creatures that went on land, the scorpion has taken to land quite nicely, given that it has had millions of years to evolve and adapt. From what I've read, it's generally accepted as a mistake that he didn't march on the city at that time and place. On the other side many animals out there still carry the genetic memory of feasting on some of our unfortunate predecessors. However, not all scorpion stings are a guarantee of death. However, when they are around and in large numbers local lifeguard services usually close off beaches. Snakes are blamed for an average of 50,000 kills a year around the world. [–]Brook420 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child). adult human strong muscular and hardened..! Let’s also not forget, most of the animals we see are either the ones on our plate or the ones we domesticate. I’m not dumb enough to think I could beat up a gorilla, or an orangutan, or even a chimpanzee. Humans have enlisted animals to help fight their wars since prehistoric times, and some of the world’s earliest historical sources tell of battles between ancient warlords in horse-drawn chariots. Distasteful posts for the sake of being "edgy". I'd jump in and drown. Sammy is a real estate tycoon but is also a fanatic of editorial production. Unfortunately for humans poisonous jellyfish do not invade beaches all year round, they are seasonal creatures. But just suppose that you are in a big cage with the animal. No clue what the earthworm can do the human though. Dogs aren't the only animals who suffer in fighting rings; this inhumane "entertainment" also affects roosters used for cockfighting and hogs pitted against dogs in hog-dog fighting events. Freud himself noted that there is really ‘no such thing as a joke’: if human beings are the … The best laboratory animal would not only get infected and get sick, but get sick in the same way that humans do, showing a similar course of disease. 1 4. nikolic. In fact, the strongest of human beings can lift as much as 214 kilograms over their heads, and 523 kilograms to their waste. He spent months in hospital after it gored him. Armed with a spear, I don't see any animal a human couldn't take if he was ready. As to killing it after that, I'm not really sure how they'd go about killing it. Copy-pasta, Circlejerk or Meme derivative posts. An average of five to 10 people a year are killed in encounters with bears. From the many species of animals, humans belong to only Homo Sapiens. That's really just like a giant horse. 100 men couldn't kill an elephant with their bare hands, if that's what you mean. It’s still a jungle out there and this has been so since time immemorial. I have a few attacks that could bring one down but bloodlusted it is a stomp. I mean obviously I can't beat a planet buster. The functions of this response were first described in the early 1900s. Players are able to fight through arcade mode become the King of Animals! One can't help but wonder if the day will come for animals, too; one can only hope. Social animals such as Humans used fists because they need their social groups for livihood and safety -- they just need to establish social boundaries. Wow you are denusional if you think a cat can kill a human, and even a wolverine, humans bare handed have killed wolves, leopards and even bears, some even fend off tigers, and in most of theese cases they are 60 to 70 years old average people . Strongest animal a human can beat is another human. 10 Animals That Can Detect What Humans Can't; 10 Animals Humans Are Driving To Extinction On Purpose; 10 Times Wild Animals Saved Humans; 10 Animals Humans Need To Survive Share. Use your best judgment. Send us a message we'd love to help you with your thread. If the human could get the croc upside down in the water (and avoid the mouth) they could drown it. A human could luck out against most animals. While there are the occasional fatal bites on professional snake handlers, snake charmers and others involved in the herpetological business or studies, most deaths are from bites of snakes feeling threatened by human presence and activity. I know that predators usually back off and run away when the fight isn't going as they expected(in other words, the fight isn't easy) and that prey animals usually run away without even fighting. Mosquitoes are present in all countries in the world, they are even known to survive in harsh environments like volcanic craters and arctic regions. What "qualifies" animals as beings with rights? Bloodlusted doesn't mean "fighting stupid" it essentially means fighting to kill, morals off. "Human beings are a part of the animal kingdom, not apart from it. Round 1 may indicate a man of average proportions, but not necessarily an average man, and the question is not whether it is likely, but whether it is doable. Deer that cross highways are often transfixed by vehicle headlights and freeze in place, this often leads to collisions along lonely stretches of highway in the U.S. and other parts of the world where there are deer. Further, while beating a bear is super unlikely unarmed, with a bear-spear or even a sword wielded with skill, it's still unlikely but within the realm of possibility. If it can be made plausible that members of other species also have the rights that are most important to humans—such as the right to liberty—then the whole subject of human . That is way above normal human feats. Humans are unusual animals by any stretch of the imagination. - Have a nice time watching our content. This now includes "You vs" posts as of 29/10/2018; details on why are included in this modpost. If he was well trained, maybe he could take a hippo, though spears are a more common hunting weapon. To us, this visual field feels pretty decent. [–]DkS_FIJI 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children). [–]Brook420 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (3 children). [–]TSED 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). That's insane. There's a reason why Animal Planet has become so popular in the past decade; animals are simply amazing. The New Mutants (movie versions) vs The Seven (The Boy tv show), The Court of Owls (dc comics) vs The Inheritors (marvel comics), The Red lotus (ATLA) vs The Furious Five (Kunfu panda), Tanjirou Kamado (Demon slayer) vs Hisoka (HunterXHunter). best answer 10 points. Now, let’s be clear. The penalty for breaking the rules of this sub, contributing to spam, trolling, or purposefully making things more difficult for the mods may include being banned. It would be because of a firearm. Also my cat could outsmart me. Overly broad, vague or opinion-reliant posts. [–]ViolentThespian 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children). Drive the spear butt into the ground, get it to charge you, hope you hit a vital organ as the elephant drives a 10' pole into its chest cavity. A crocodile has very few muscles to open it's mouth, and so it would only take a firm grasp to keeps its mouth shut. It accumulates all … Quick thinking, decent fitness, and a clear head are all a human really needs to kill most animals in the world excluding large African creatures and stuff like gorillas. It is estimated that between 660,000 to 1,000,000 people each year are killed by the diseases mosquitoes carry. [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children). [–]cowiusgosmooius 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (2 children). ROUND 3 - Like round 1 but with a realistic peak human. Some poisons just cause extreme discomfort and fever in the hardiest of humans, but others may experience paralysis, convulsions and cardiac arrest. In a recent survey by the Human-Animal Bond Research Institute, 74% of pet owners said having a pet improved their mental health. We're not really sure why, I've heard about a million different explanations, but he could have taken Rome and he didn't. Maybe drowning, or hitting it in the head with a rock or something. Coming in second in terms of attacks on humans is the tiger shark followed by the bull shark. I was thinking in the sense of sneaking up on it. If the animal tries to get up also hit it with the sword again. If there's water nearby, the croc is just going to drag him to the water and then have his merry way with him. Put a human wrestler in a cage with a cheetah and the human will win. This is the latest installment in my educational series “How to Fight Animals” Now, let’s be clear. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children). Pigs can also get infected with human flu viruses, so they make a good mixing pot for new flu. Report rule breaking and leave rule enforcement to the mods. actually, the human's best bet is to aim for the mouth. They are anatomically similar enough to humans to be good martial arts targets but strong (5+X av. It is estimated 120 people are killed by deer every year. A gorilla would fuck up literally any human ever. On land they may only be capable of sudden bursts of speed, but in the water they can move with lightning-quick reflexes and grab then drag prey under. I like this post. Round 1 is almost certainly a grizzly bear. We have to look into some facts that Anacondas mouth is not that wide and any animal with a wide area is not an easy target to swallow. Humans are constantly at war with disease. The human visual field covers approximately 50–60 degrees horizontally and 50–70 degrees vertically. Usually, these animals only attack when their peace is disturbed or when they feel that you are a threat to them. Some coronaviruses that infect animals can be spread to humans and then spread between people, but this is rare. Others propose that animals, like humans, have a special awareness of their lives that differentiates them from the plant and mineral kingdoms. Scientists are ramping up the breeding of lab mice as well as the testing of primates and other animals, but it all takes time. many different definitions depending on the source or the person you ask It’s hard to imagine being able to see more than what we already can. To animal rights activists, the main problem with this view is that humans do not have the right to use and exploit animals, no matter how well the animals are treated. Why stop there? The war's over. No chance in hell. Sword or no. They don't have the same power as a dogs but they can still break bone. Initially thought of as vegetarians, scientists were shocked to see them munch on meat when the situation was dire. Holy. The biggest of them can grow up to weigh around three tons. (about 6 feet tall and 70 kgs). The Humane Society of the United States 426K subscribers Don't know about the first round but with the longsword I give it to the human 8/10 against A wolf. I wouldn't like my chances if I had a 9mm. The first reported infections were linked to a live animal market, but the virus is now spreading from person to person. But the only land animal I can see myself losing to is a bear. While there are the occasional fatal bites on… But the possibilities are slim for certain animals. It takes a SERIOUS punch to get through its hide. In short, becoming human is a step-by-step process, not an either/or binary. Some animals that can kill a lion theoretically: polar bears, brown bears, sharks, killer whales, elephant seals, gorillas, anacondas, tigers, pihranas, humbolt squid, etc. [–]berychance -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children), [–]brown_felt_hat 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child). If you're going to repost try to broaden or change the discussion to keep it fresh. You do what you can with what you've got and that's that. At first, the humans would be stunned by the birds’ sudden willingness to fight. What happened next? Over exploitation of exotic wildlife is definitely not a new thing. [–]timewarp 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child). No try thousands. I would be more interested in finding out what the strongest animal a human could beat 5/10 times or better is. The politics had something to do with it, but let's not act like Scipio wasn't a wizard. REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc. π Rendered by PID 5200 on r2-app-0eb550d0e8c436af9 at 2020-12-02 13:16:44.828386+00:00 running 31b5616 country code: GB. Every year millions of people swim in the sea, the domain of the jellyfish. Starting with the most obvious, humans have much higher intelligence than animals and have much more advanced communications. Tools like him are the cornerstone of humanity. Human beings, unlike other animals, are able to reflect on and make judgments about our own and others' actions, and as a result, we are able to make considered moral choices. Of that number an average of five to 10 of these attacks are fatal. So the strongest of humans could easily toy with the weight of a lion. Except maybe some deep sea creatures. [–]BigStereotype 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (2 children), [–]Defengar 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child). Humans are severely underestimated in terms of how powerful we are unarmed. Shit, apes would probably have the best chance of beating a human. [–]Defengar 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children). I think a human could beat a crocodile out of water via exhaustion. I mean, war is awful, but history is downright fuckin' neat. jet aircraft) or not designed to fight flying creatures (eg. [–]Dorocche 79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago (6 children), [–][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 5 years ago (0 children). We issue warnings if we believe the user means well but we are not obligated to do so. The intensity of events can lead to serious anxiety issues and pull us away from leading a peaceful and happy life. Subreddit vs Subreddit posts or other posts looking to get a rise out of other online communities (Tumblr, 4chan, etc, etc). There are also many stories of humans getting fucked up by bears. And though one can argue that animals don't deserve the same rights as humans that's under discretion. Round 2 you've got a chance against bears and wolves simply because if they … The human body is capable of much more than what many people's mental fortitude allow them to endure. Create a wound that will bleed and then run and hide. It's very telling that he Judo'd them out of the way instead of trying to fight them head on. Fight or Flight: What Wild Animals Can Teach Us About Stress Stress hits us from all sides and affects everything we do. Don't downvote. nunchaku). It's not like there were paternity tests or anything. Fight-or-flight response, response to an acute threat to survival that is marked by physical changes, including nervous and endocrine changes, that prepare a human or an animal to react or to retreat. I'll just do round 3. Around 75 people around the world are attacked by sharks each year. If a group of unarmed humans get in a fight with a pack of wolves, it actually would be a very even fight, if the humans were experienced that is. Goldfish. could he kill any animal that is bigger or equal to human? Exactly, without intelligence he would not have known that clamping down on the jugular would cause the bear to pass out and would have moved on to a different attempt probably without success, since the bear outclasses him physically. With many cities in India expanding into land that used to be jungles, snakes have been forced to deal with ever-encroaching human population and activity. They have also filmed a hippo eating crocodiles killed from territorial disputes and also another one feasting on an antelope stolen away from a crocodile. We get outrun by ostriches and outswum by penguins. FUCK that. Well, And I'm pretty sure that peace conference story is apocryphal, though it's a great story. Depending on the terrain a human could take a lot more animals in round 2 than most people think. What makes these things so dangerous? Every year about a hundred or so people die from jellyfish stings. Comments consisting of a single image or gif to provoke drama or as a non-responsive reply to the thread. If you don't mind seeing videos that are kinda sad and also brutal, look up elephant spear hunting on youtube. Obviously a human can't outrun most animals but we can climb trees, jump on rocks, etc. I'm very certain a single human cannot kill an elephant with a melee weapon. Lv 4. WhatsApp. [–]After_Dark 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). Earthworm. “Animal fighting” is a staged fight between two or more animals, or between a human and an animal, for the purpose of human entertainment, wagering, or sport. Choose your favorite animal and join the fight!! [–]Milskidasith 69 points70 points71 points 5 years ago* (48 children). Now if a human went against a lion, that would be a completely different story. Now a bear is like a wolf in that it's stronger and faster, but add another couple hundred pounds and a few hundred extra newtons of force. Ilipa and Zama pretty convincingly show that Scipio was at least in the same ballpark tactically with Hannibal, and you could say he was more strategically competent. Animal memes such as Power Hook Dog, Mighty Fox, Magic Squirrel and more are now become Fighters!! A sperm whale would honestly be way more impressive. Who is the strongest Gotham villain Sherlock Holmes aided by GCPD could takedown? We also now know that plenty of animals can … Absolutely they could kill it. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). this says what can they beat, not what can they beat consistently, [–]RulerofReddit 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]whiteflagwaiver 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). Also don't forget that the elephants Carthage used were a much smaller variety than the African Bull elephant or the Indian variety used in war. Include detail when posting. The species of shark held responsible for most attacks is the Great White Shark which ranges in habitat from the coastlines of South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, California to Alaska, the east coast and the gulf coast of the U.S.A., Hawaii, South America, the Mediterranean Sea, West Africa to Scandinavia, Japan and the eastern coastline of China and southern Russia. Round 3 is the same as round one. Some people point out the fact that animals are capable of suffering. It is a good guess that historically most people who have not set out to fight a bear prefer to avoid it or run away, not put it in a full nelson, so of course it's not going to be that common an occurrence. Yeah, it doesn't matter that gorillas can bite 100x the volume humans can, in one bite. We lob antibiotic missiles at bacteria and toss vaccine-shaped grenades at viruses. NO chemical warfare from either side. Animals need protection as well as people. Laughing. The following post types and comments have been deemed low-quality by the community and may be removed. The species is now extinct. Humans vs Animals. The Spartans found them and slaughtered them. [–]BigStereotype 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children). A great white shark, so long as the fight is on dry land. There's a reason a spear was the most commonly fielded weapon in history. We know of confirmed unarmed human kills of a: bear, jaguar, anakonda, an aligator and several sharks. It shows the reasons we want to protect animals. A cheeta might be able to or another cat or big dog. With the veneer of civility gone human jaws have become a dangerous weapon. There's fear, and then there's this. And the supply lines for attacking Rome were hard...but you don't get any honorable mentions in war. [–]brown_felt_hat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (9 children). B y dramatically changing the food we eat as well as the way it is grown and produced, humans can help stop the devastating impacts of climate … (self.whowouldwin). The grizzly bear attacks the main character because he’s a threat to its cubs. But any wildlife animal’s behavior can be unpredictable. The scientific community widely agrees that the novel coronavirus pandemic started with an animal passing the virus to humans. Having managed a powerhouse content production team in the past, he launched TheRichest as a passion project. Scipio had tens of thousands (I want to say 50,000 but it's been a while) of men, all extremely proficient soldiers. Users may not make more than 5 Posts per day. [–]Isord 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (2 children). Elephant 7/10, 10/10 if it's freakin' out, [–]BigStereotype 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (6 children). Plastic-Devouring Worms. Funny enough, humans can beat lots of things via fear and exhaustion, but of course you explicitly said physical. [–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (13 children). Our genes still carry the genetic memory of fear of huge animals, probably left over from the times our ancestors were chased by sabre-toothed cats and wolves. Posts must be some form of battle, competition, or challenge or they are considered off-topic/META and should go in our weekly off-topic discussion posts. It’s still a jungle out there and this has been so since time i. Each and every animal reacts differently to human interaction and the general rule of thumb is to be aware of the signs and be prepared at all times. [–]Imperium_Dragon 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). Blue whales have baleen instead of teeth, and only go after small fish/krill. SARS-CoV-2 likely originated in bats (scientists aren’t yet sure which species) and was transferred to humans by an intermediary host. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. Amazing Wild Animals vs Human - Hunting lion , gorilla , Wild Animal Fights Caught On Camera Welcome to Channel ! Having the high ground is a game changer. The humans have size (in most cases), strength and technology on their side, but many of our most advanced weapons are either surprisingly vulnerable to bird attack (eg. Share. They could kill dogs, some of the smaller big cats and possibly a wolf. More Great Lists. There's a reason Humans own the top spot on the food chain. [–]derek223556 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children). It's not a question of the average man, it is a question of the strongest animal a human can beat. Two people did it. Admit when you don't know. But there is one ape I might be able to take: the bonobo ROUND 3: Even a peak humans punch pales in comparison with a gorilla. There are many stories of humans withstanding terrible trauma and continuing to function. The human would get so owned, even with a knife of some sort. What is the most dominant land animal in a 1v1 fight? Some people simply don’t believe in animal rights, and governments have failed to produce legislation that protects all animals from human predation. In the planes episode of Planet Earth, a pride of lions hunts a solitary, sick, exhausted and dehydrated elephant. We encourage the upvoting of all relevant content and have a wide definition of what's acceptable. Gorillas fur thickness > Human teeth length. Animals are key players in the coronavirus saga. Around 1,000 to 5,000 people are killed by scorpions every year. The sword makes a huge difference, Id say that with a sword, even a bengal tiger is doable 1/10, and bears 2/10. EDIT: You know, except for the whole civil war part. In water a human has no chance, but out of water a crocodile doesn't really have much in defense against a human hanging on to him. Other species besides chimpanzees have shown a penchant for collaborative killing, such as lions, hyenas and wolves, but this is typically in the form of hunting, rather than raiding parties. Stress hits us from all sides and affects everything we do. I understand certain animals have significant advantages over another but overall what animal would be the top dog at one on one physical confrontations? It might take days even but eventually it will bleed out. Just poke it with your finger. An elephant would shrug off lacerations from a longsword. I'd give one a 50-50 chance against a male Chacma baboon and even then the guy would get some really nasty bites. [–]brown_felt_hat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children). Stronger, faster, more agile and smart enough. [–]DeathDevilize 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). EDIT: For round 2, without any particular training in the sword, I doubt it would give a huge edge to the hunter, so I don't think he'd be able to kill a stronger animal than a grizzly anyway. A dog trained to fight humans (K9 german shepherd or something) you're dead if it wants you dead. If the animal dies days later from bleeding out it's still a win if the human is alive. How else do you get a sweet Bear Rug? Also, he allegedly chopped the penises off of the stone statues of Hermes in Athens before sailing to battle in Sicily. he can use stick or other stuff but not any blade or artificial/processed weapon. learned to defend himself. Hippo vs Lion. Round 2 you've got a chance against bears and wolves simply because if they lunge at you they'll kill themselves on your sword. Which is why he finished the bear off with a stick, not his fists. However, for the chameleon, the human visual field is laughable. Well theoretically humans can kill every animal 0.1/10 if they can use stuff that lies around, just pierce an elephant with a pointy rock and hope the wound gets infected and he succumbs to sickness. Yes, spiders can be killed. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). Statistically Cape buffalo are responsible for more human deaths in Africa than any other large animal. You would have a good chance of killing most animals if you got the jump on them. Then a … [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children), [–]Seth_The_Wizard 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children), I just want you to know that you've inspired me to make this, [–]brown_felt_hat 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (26 children). They are fast, strong, and vicious once fighting. Many animals out there still have the wild in them. In Africa it is estimated that some 2,900 people a year are killed by hippos. Try outlining arenas, special conditions, multiple rounds and specifying the universe/version of characters if you're looking for a good discussion. When an animal or a person is infected with two different flu viruses, the viruses like to swap parts. He was smart enough to tell the Athenian fleet to move their ships further along the shore, and they told him to fuck off. Still an extremely powerful and intimidating animal on the battlefield to be sure though. Yes a single MMA fighter could. You have to get past the tusks, the trunk, that massive skull and hope that you have a magic spear that's going to pierce an elephant's ribs. Today there are about between 1,300 to 2,000 different species of scorpions, but only 25 have a poison that is deadly to humans. If the dog is too defensive the human can collect a stick or a rock, increasing range and damage. A human vs an elephant is literally a stomp. Wild Animal Fights Caught on Video. [–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (4 children). Ask Mas Oyama who has fought and defeated over over 50 bulls. Any posts that do not promote evidence-based debate. Do not be insulting or derogatory towards others under any circumstances, and don't resort to ad hominem attacks. And it happens all of the time in the wild. Fists are great weapons. Meta posts, multi-part tournaments, and other non-conventional posts require mod approval. Hippos have huge incisors that can fatally gore other animals and humans. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child). For a guide on flairing and how to filter out flairs you don't like, click here. Within a minute, /u/WWWtron will have assigned you your shiny new flair. I've seen comments in this thread that sound like people actually believe beating a bear isn't ridiculously unlikely, but that's just silly. Animal rights have been the subject of much debate, especially among animal rights groups who fight for animal welfare. Slug. Remember, the mods are humans, and we realize you're human, too. See this post for details. The most LOL-worthy things the Internet has to offer. These beasts can grow up to terrifying lengths. This can be done by throwing a few spears at it and then tracking it. As you can see, it’s impossible to survive such a fight. Throw or stab it into the elephant's side and wait it out. Not exactly historically relevant, but still pretty funny. [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child), round 1 is almost certainly a grizzly bear. I think given the right terrain and a little outmaneuvering a human could beat just about anything with the exception of elephants and rhinos as long as they don't get caught in the open. Humans best weapon aside from their minds is their longevity (thanks bipedalism). [–]derek223556 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children). The majority of people can work to save other people, while the minority of people will work to save animals. [–]Man_with_the_Fedora 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children). [–]Feminineside 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). No, that reason is intelligence; tools are merely a manifestation of this. A fresh take on sports: the biggest news and most entertaining lists. For the sake of fairness I should add that Oyama was nearly killed in one of the bull fights. [–]Lord_Nuke 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). Think police dog on attack mode plus. They can run fast and have surprised many campers because they can climb up trees fast too. Alcibiades is a fucking mastermind. It seems like we constantly search for these snippets of human traits (my old Ornithology teacher called them “gee whiz” stories) so we can marvel over the animals who are just like us. ROUND 2 - The Human is given a longsword with which he has no training but understands the basic idea of how to use. Using me because obviously I'm the strongest human on earth. Humans are currently on top of the world’s food chain, but we should not let our dominant status lull us into a false sense of security. What are the differences between humans and animals? These Lab Animals Will Help Fight Coronavirus. I don't know, I think a peak human (especially in round 2 & 3) could take an elephant which would be a lot stronger physically than a Grizzly. Out of the four of those, three do not exist in a capacity for a human to fight, and the fourth, if he's in a position to actually use a spear, the whale's already lost. I can handle just about any animal on earth. That shell is useless. Any animal CAN beat a lion, including tuna. A broadsword is a whole different ballgame but still I thought this was relevant. No where in the OP or your comment is it specified that the animals cannot be extinct. Most animals will keep away, humans on the other hand are the only predator that the Cape Buffalo will come across. All the while, you have been gored and trampled. Same way you kill a horse with a spear. Humans didn’t invent masturbation. Round 1. Failure to treat your fellow users with respect can lead to a warning or ban. One of the world’s largest pollution problems is plastic. What about the 60 year old hunter guy who was sneaked up upon by a grizzly, mauled, and then managed to KO the thing with a single punch? Humans are currently on top of the world’s food chain, but we should not let our dominant status lull us into a false sense of security. Most humans have no chance against German Shepherds, much less killing machines such as wolves and bears. As with posts, the comments are not a place to promote a political or social agenda. Gorilla fur won't prevent human bite from going through. S2) A bull, I was going to say cheetah, but their angle of attack is lower than what an untrained swordsman would be comfortable defending against. Man, a gorilla would fuck me up. Posts with no details or specifications whatsoever. I think rhino/ hippo would be about where people start getting fucked, hard. They are faster and stronger than a human in every way. The key to killing an elephant with a spear would be wounding it and then waiting for exhaustion and blood loss to take effect. It depends a lot on the gender, height, and weight of the both the fighter and the chimpanzee. use the following search parameters to narrow your results: Find a flair you like, click it, and send the message it brings you to exactly as-is. If we want to go off the biggest (by weight) animal a human might beat unarmed, it stops at the sub 100lb chimp. Your post will get automatically removed if it is not flaired. Round 1. [–]ZukoBaratheon 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child). This is what happened with SARS-CoV-2, which likely originated in bats. Could I kill a dog? rights will come to have much less interest than before; and it will be seen that the differences between humans and other animals are not nearly so important, from a moral point of view, as we have usually assumed. Wow, that's wild! I’m not dumb enough to think I could beat up a gorilla, or an orangutan, or even a chimpanzee. Snail. I guess this is the answer if you interpret the question as "what is the strongest animal a human would have the possiblity of beating?" I dont think peak human makes much of a difference, since most of those kills are done by damaging the jugular, jaw or throat, not much force required. Those are all super-strong animals with big canines, and there are documented accounts of those animals mauling humans, and we’ve established that I couldn’t even take an ostrich before. Just grab it and suffocate it outside of water. Biting and holding a bloodlusted human gives them a fantastic chance rip your eyes out. If humans deserve to be liberated, why not liberate animals? Always admit it up front if you're unfamiliar with a character. They were about 8 feet tall at the shoulder; an African Bush elephant is about 13 feet tall at the shoulder. [–]BigStereotype 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children). Rendered by PID 5200 on r2-app-0eb550d0e8c436af9 at 2020-12-02 13:16:44.828386+00:00 running 31b5616 country code: GB. One slash (doesn't even have to be a strong one) or one thrust is all you need. Close. [–]DeathDevilize 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child). Be nice. If you ask us how to do it, we'll know you didn't read this. To be fair, a crocodile probably isn't expecting its "prey" to charge at it and grab its mouth, so a human would have a pretty decent shot at doing so. People can behave cruelly because of their nature. Know what, I totally forgot both parties were BL'd. If you see a large number of posts about a character, try someone else. (Fighting a crab? It's a totally different target. The animals, these advocates fight for, are already living in poor conditions so it is better to improve those conditions and give the animals a better and healthy environment. Mobility is a good point, but I don't think you're going to block an animal with a sword. 15 Stars From The Girls Next Door, Seattle Seahawks Won't Have Fans In Attendance For Their Next Two Home Games, What's Up With WhatsApp's Disappearing Messages, Julianne Moore's 8 Best Oscar Outfits, Ranked, Cody Calafiore Remains The Massive Betting Favorite To Win "Big Brother 22", Miami Dolphins Receive Approval To Have Full 65,000 Capacity At Hard Rock Stadium, 15 Things Narcos Got Wrong About Pablo Escobar's Life, The Boys Was Going To Be A Movie Long Before It Was Ever A TV Show, Jensen Ackles' Will Join The Boys Season 3 As Soldier Boy. But you gotta stare those tusks down to do that. When these animals feel that they are in danger they attack head on, using their extremely sharp horns. Mosquitoes have also been around for millions of years and are not going anywhere anytime soon. Human is unlikely to engage in hit-and-run tactics. No human or pet can rival the ecological importance of a squid. The technique for beating a tiger is simple: Use your non-dominant arm as a shield, and wait for the tiger to bite it. Remember, its not about a fight, its survival. I'll go with what others have said, a bear. But, it would have nothing to do with size or strength. [–]The_Fapminator 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]davis2110 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]The11025 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (4 children). So what are the top 10 animals that kill humans? [–]Milskidasith 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child). So if we talk about a small-sized man, Anaconda could swallow it. Ant. So the next time you see your neighborhood douche, make sure to treat him well. [–]mx_skaminy 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children). Email. That's just the obvious stuff, too. The dog would best to hit and run. [–]TSED 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child). A variety of colors lets them blend into their natural environment; they are able hold their breath for hours and swim silently underwater up to their unsuspecting prey. [–]Fr3ddyJedd7 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child). Comments that are a few words and contribute no actual discussion ('lol' or '___ stomps'). 22 … A wolf would be a challenge too, but you said strongest not deadliest. Well I guess a human "can" beat an elephant if it trips and hits its head hard enough. Are you implying that beating a bear without a weapon isn't a crazy out of the ordinary occurrence? If you do not properly flair your post, or reply incorrectly to a post because you didn't know the difference between 'Battle' and 'Scan-Battle', you agree to forfeit to us your soul in perpetuity or another soul of equal or greater value. The thing is, they were both pretty average dudes physically. Hannibal squandered his advantage after Cannae. EDIT: No man-made weapons obviously, a human can still be a selection though. Edit: Just to clarify, these animals can possibly be defeated by an unarmed human, but may not be plausible. Yes, a human can indeed beat a retarded elephant. Yep. human) and quick enough to not make a sure thing. [–]mx_skaminy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). A long fight benefits us. Granted, there are a bunch of humans and a non bloodlusted elephant but they still do it. What animals can a human win in a fight to death without any weapons? Archived . © 2020 reddit inc. All rights reserved. These diseases range from malaria to dengue and many are often fatal if not treated immediately. "Why don't you start with the humans, and when all of our problems are fixed, then you can help animals?" November 9, 2020 at 9:19 pm. I would add to this as well that the prompt also calls for bloodlusted humans intending to fight to the death.